The Salmon

"Hey, Mom.  Once I threw some salmon at the window and it stuck there.  It was there for years and years.  It might still be there, because it was our old house."

"Which window was it?"

"I can't tell you. I swore myself to secrecy."  *crazy laughter*

"No, seriously, which window?  Because the new owner replaced a few of them."

I guess we all now know how often I wash the windows!